sanic:

chen000:

sanic:

sanic:

*points at a horned animal* is this homestuck

image love these eridan amporas, from homestuck

thats gamzee you fuck

shtu up, you pleb hipster, i have been watching homestuck for 33 years and i know who eridan amporba is so back OFF

(Source: sanic)

saltykun:

holy fuck

(Source: 4-panel-life)

tyrone-pines:

[logs into deviantArt]

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[logs out of deviantArt]

phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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(Source: richardalperts)

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten

paragonpoint:

world-of-420skeleton:

rip dick butt

gone but never forgotten

(Source: world-of-lang)

  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
hanari-502:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEST ONE

hanari-502:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEST ONE

(Source: unclefather)